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I am sick!  With what, we cannot tell.  Maybe it is only an illusion, an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone potato.

But since we’re quoting left and right why don’t you take a stroll through this fascinating wiki page? The quote above always comes to mind when I’m ill, but not that one of course, the much more pithy variation “Either the wallpaper goes, or I do.”

I likes my Oscar as pithy as possible, I does.