Why yes, I WAS looking up Founding Fathers to make my dumb comics!  

Before you read this comic I want you to know that my favorite part of the tv show Sleepy Hollow is when Ichabod Crane has no idea what a tv or an iphone or a light switch is, and is confused. As hard hitting films such as Bill and Ted or perhaps Encino Man have taught us, historical figures out of place do not know who the Burger King really is. But do any of us really know who the Burger King really is? A question we must all ask.

I’m just kidding about “before you read this,” of course you read the comic first.

PS, have you seen 1776 The Musical? If you’ve been around here for two seconds, you know I have. Referenceeeesssss ho ho, yes gather ‘round my little nerds

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