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1066 QUIZ

1.  How much Conquering is too much Conquering?- One hundred square miles- Girl please that’s like askin’ how much chocolate is too much chocolate- You can’t contain that stuff man, you gotta roll with it- Trick question!! Now I’ve burnt down your house.2.  The Battle of Stamford Bridge?- Mel Gibson was terrible as Harald Hardrada and there wasn’t even a bridge in the movie- Historians agree, good use of tanks- Tostig is all like, the pridelands are mine, Mufasa- At least it’s not Sweyn3.  What was the relic of St Peter that William wore around his neck?- A lock of hair tied in a ribbon inside a valentine- Eyeball of Destiny (disputed)- Genuine fart, captured in a vial, sealed in wax- Geode, from that time the disciples visited Jesus’ bedroom in Nazareth and divided up all his stuff (Gospel of Mark)4.  When William’s horse died:- All the other horses died too because: science - Everyone was like it’s over but then William was like no way and they were like way but he was like no way and it ruled- He used it as a weapon and slew many a Saxon!- Han Solo had to open it up with a lightsaber to keep William warm and Rob Roy hid in it5.  How does one remove an arrow from the eye?- Push it out the other side (recommended)- Push it out the other side (not recommended) - Doesn’t matter how you do it to a dead person- Keep it bro! Chicks dig it.6.  Was William a bastard?- He was once but it was just a phase- Ask the Northern Earls- I see what you did there- Yeah but I doubt he has a complex about it or anything7.  Is England French now?- I can’t hear you through all these baguettes- Only the parts with money/swords/power- Who do we know that can conduct a census to find out?- Oh Tish I love it when you speak French! *mwah mwah mwah*8.  What is the better way to die:- Arrow through eye- Horse incident w/ exploding corpse- A combination of the two- Anything but those two things9.  Was Harold a good king?- He was good at catching sharp things with his face- He was good at LOSING- He was good at having the worst family- He was alright10.  The Bayeux Tapestry is:- a propaganda machine- too big to hang in the dining room- The worst issue of Batman I’ve ever read- Harold dies?? Um, spoilers
Please circle all your answers and hand in your papers via Harold’s favorite falcon
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1066 QUIZ


1.  How much Conquering is too much Conquering?
- One hundred square miles
- Girl please that’s like askin’ how much chocolate is too much chocolate
- You can’t contain that stuff man, you gotta roll with it
- Trick question!! Now I’ve burnt down your house.

2.  The Battle of Stamford Bridge?
- Mel Gibson was terrible as Harald Hardrada and there wasn’t even a bridge in the movie
- Historians agree, good use of tanks
- Tostig is all like, the pridelands are mine, Mufasa
- At least it’s not Sweyn

3.  What was the relic of St Peter that William wore around his neck?
- A lock of hair tied in a ribbon inside a valentine
- Eyeball of Destiny (disputed)
- Genuine fart, captured in a vial, sealed in wax
- Geode, from that time the disciples visited Jesus’ bedroom in Nazareth and divided up all his stuff (Gospel of Mark)

4.  When William’s horse died:
- All the other horses died too because: science
- Everyone was like it’s over but then William was like no way and they were like way but he was like no way and it ruled
- He used it as a weapon and slew many a Saxon!
- Han Solo had to open it up with a lightsaber to keep William warm and Rob Roy hid in it

5.  How does one remove an arrow from the eye?
- Push it out the other side (recommended)
- Push it out the other side (not recommended)
- Doesn’t matter how you do it to a dead person
- Keep it bro! Chicks dig it.

6.  Was William a bastard?
- He was once but it was just a phase
- Ask the Northern Earls
- I see what you did there
- Yeah but I doubt he has a complex about it or anything

7.  Is England French now?
- I can’t hear you through all these baguettes
- Only the parts with money/swords/power
- Who do we know that can conduct a census to find out?
- Oh Tish I love it when you speak French! *mwah mwah mwah*

8.  What is the better way to die:
- Arrow through eye
- Horse incident w/ exploding corpse
- A combination of the two
- Anything but those two things

9.  Was Harold a good king?
- He was good at catching sharp things with his face
- He was good at LOSING
- He was good at having the worst family
- He was alright

10.  The Bayeux Tapestry is:
- a propaganda machine
- too big to hang in the dining room
- The worst issue of Batman I’ve ever read
- Harold dies?? Um, spoilers

Please circle all your answers and hand in your papers via Harold’s favorite falcon

Website

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